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CHANGELOG2025.22.1

Pets 2.0 & Misc

May 31, 2025983 wordscrazygerman

Pets 2.0

Forget everything you thought you knew about pets in Dank Memer! Because this is such a major change, we’ve added new tutorials to explain the changes:

  • Pet basics
  • Pet training and skills
  • Pet rooms and stasis

New Commands

/pets rooms

  • Each room contains up to a maximum of:
    • 5 pets
    • 4 floor decorations
    • 6 wall decorations or windows or doors
  • Floor and wall style is customizable
  • Rooms can be named/renamed
  • Everyone starts with 1 room
  • Up to 10 rooms total can be purchased
  • Anyone who bought pet slots will have slots transferred into rooms. If you had 50 pet slots, you’ll start with 10 rooms, for example.
  • Cosmetics are sometimes paid and sometimes found in various places
    • There will be a place to see this added in a future update, for now you can refer to this image

/pets stasis

  • Contains any pets you receive when all rooms are full or when buying on the market or getting from friends
  • Pets in stasis have all their stats frozen, and cannot be interacted with at all
  • Pets can be removed from stasis when you have space for them in a room
    • Removing pets and putting them in a room results in a 6 hour thawing process

/pets activity

  • Shows a history of what your pets have been doing
    • Almost like /currencylog but for your pets!

/pets sitter

  • Allows you to hire pet sitters to take care of pets automatically
  • Sitter: Winston
    • Ability: Pets gain a little extra XP but fight more frequently and with pets they don’t normally fight with
  • Sitter: Tatiana
    • Description: Pets will not fight, have an increased chance of breeding, but won’t fetch.
  • Sitter: Martha (Premium Only)
    • Description: Slightly increases pet activity in the room, such as breeding. Less so than other sitters. No downside though.

Pets Dashboard

  • Added pet rooms to the dashboard
  • All visual aspects of rooms can be customized here and will synchronize with the “pets rooms” command:
    • Floor, Walls, Door, Window, Wall Decoration, and Floor Decoration
  • Added pet settings to a unique tab in the dashboard out of regular settings
    • Pet breeding switch, and order sorting are the two current settings here

Changed Commands

/pets view

  • New layout for the command
  • Added “Info” button
    • Displays adoption date, friendly to, and hostile to
  • Added “Manage” button
    • Contains: “Set Current”, “Rename”, “Train”, “Disown”
    • Added “Skills” button
    • Added “Put in Stasis” button
  • Added pet skills
    • Sturdy: won’t sleep after losing a fight
    • Immunized: recovers from sickness 75% faster
    • Therapized: will no longer fight other pets in the room
    • Loving: increases the chance to breed by 20%
    • Impatient: increases chance to breed or end relationship by 33%
    • Grindy: earns 5% more pet XP from all sources
    • Insomniac: won’t sleep, except after losing fights
    • Lucky: 5% chance to double fetch or hunt rewards
    • Socially Distanced: won’t spread disease
    • Budgeting: care costs reduced by 50%
    • Eunuch: won’t breed

/pets care

  • New layout for the command
  • New interactions for play
  • Added “Pet Sitter”
    • When active, cares for all pets in the selected rooms
    • Pets in rooms with an active sitter cannot be interacted with
    • Each sitter has different prices and unique bonuses
  • Added “Activity Boost” that you’ll see as a “drug” button in pets care.
    • There is a confirmation, you can click the button to learn what it does before paying!

/pets buy

  • New layout for the command

/shop view

  • Coin shop additions:
    • Pet Medicine (new item)
    • Pet Food

Market Changes

  • Pets can now be sold on the market
    • /market post selling_pet pet: for_quantity: days: for_item: private:
  • Pets can only be posted as sell offers. Buy offers will only come once Discord releases updates to the modal components to allow dropdowns in modals
  • There is additional filters in market view for showing pets and/or items
  • To post a pet for sale, it must be in stasis

Sharing Pets

  • When sharing pets via the market or via friends, there are some debuffs to prevent animal abuse
    • Pets will sleep for 3 days after being shared
    • Pets will have all their skills deleted

Pet Hunting

  • This feature now takes an hour rather than being instant.
    • Imagine you are now sending your pet out to actually go hunt! Check back in an hour later using the /pets activity command to see what you got
  • Some rarer pets got unique loot tables for hunting at hunt level 10:
    • Spaget monster, Yeti, Jack frost, blobfish, gnome

Minigames

  • Pet minigames are now fully unique to pets!
  • While they might seem hard at first, the phrases and words are unique to specific pets so you’ll learn your pet type’s stuff quickly after some adjustment!

Other Changes

  • Pets have a tiny chance to appear while using grind commands.
    • Beg: doubles coin rewards
    • Search: gives a 4th button
    • Crime: gives a 4th button
    • Fish Catch: no mines appear
    • Stream - read chat: additional chat dialogues
  • Coin Shop additions
    • Pet items
    • Pet room cosmetics
    • Titles
    • Multipliers
  • Gem Shop
    • Removed gecko
  • Fish Shop
    • Merged some tank decor to be rotating slots
    • Pet room cosmetics
  • Freemium has been updated to include a tiny chance at a gecko pet

More to come!

  • Shortly after release we will add a few more small things that didn’t make this release window
    • A new pet minigame
    • Text showing where to obtain pet cosmetics
    • More places for pets to show up while grinding
    • QoL changes to pet market sorting
    • Pet sitter warnings before automatic cancelation due to low funds
    • and any bug fixes or feedback from launch!
  • Long term, if people enjoy what we’ve done in this update and let us know:
    • More pets
    • More pet skins
    • More pet room styles
    • and more!

Misc

  • Vacation
    • No longer refills pet bars, sitters can be used instead
    • This was a bug which was never intended this way. Vacation was only supposed to prevent pets from losing level/running away and not keep their stats full.
  • Stream now has a better chat view!

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