2025.22.1

Pets 2.0

Forget everything you thought you knew about pets in Dank Memer! Because this is such a major change, we’ve added new tutorials to explain the changes:

• Pet basics
• Pet training and skills
• Pet rooms and stasis

/pets rooms

• Each room contains up to a maximum of:
  • 5 pets
  • 4 floor decorations
  • 6 wall decorations or windows or doors
• Floor and wall style is customizable
• Rooms can be named/renamed
• Everyone starts with 1 room
• Up to 10 rooms total can be purchased
• Anyone who bought pet slots will have slots transferred into rooms. If you had 50 pet slots, you’ll start with 10 rooms, for example.
• Cosmetics are sometimes paid and sometimes found in various places
  • There will be a place to see this added in a future update, for now you can refer to this image

/pets stasis

• Contains any pets you receive when all rooms are full or when buying on the market or getting from friends
• Pets in stasis have all their stats frozen, and cannot be interacted with at all
• Pets can be removed from stasis when you have space for them in a room
  • Removing pets and putting them in a room results in a 6 hour thawing process

/pets activity

• Shows a history of what your pets have been doing
  • Almost like /currencylog but for your pets!

/pets sitter

• Allows you to hire pet sitters to take care of pets automatically
• Sitter: Winston
  • Ability: Pets gain a little extra XP but fight more frequently and with pets they don’t normally fight with
• Sitter: Tatiana
  • Description: Pets will not fight, have an increased chance of breeding, but won’t fetch.
• Sitter: Martha (Premium Only)
  • Description: Slightly increases pet activity in the room, such as breeding. Less so than other sitters. No downside though.

• Added pet rooms to the dashboard
• All visual aspects of rooms can be customized here and will synchronize with the “pets rooms” command:
  • Floor, Walls, Door, Window, Wall Decoration, and Floor Decoration
• Added pet settings to a unique tab in the dashboard out of regular settings
  • Pet breeding switch, and order sorting are the two current settings here

/pets view

• New layout for the command
• Added “Info” button
  • Displays adoption date, friendly to, and hostile to
• Added “Manage” button
  • Contains: “Set Current”, “Rename”, “Train”, “Disown”
  • Added “Skills” button
  • Added “Put in Stasis” button
• Added pet skills
  • Sturdy: won’t sleep after losing a fight
  • Immunized: recovers from sickness 75% faster
  • Therapized: will no longer fight other pets in the room
  • Loving: increases the chance to breed by 20%
  • Impatient: increases chance to breed or end relationship by 33%
  • Grindy: earns 5% more pet XP from all sources
  • Insomniac: won’t sleep, except after losing fights
  • Lucky: 5% chance to double fetch or hunt rewards
  • Socially Distanced: won’t spread disease
  • Budgeting: care costs reduced by 50%
  • Eunuch: won’t breed

/pets care

• New layout for the command
• New interactions for play
• Added “Pet Sitter”
  • When active, cares for all pets in the selected rooms
  • Pets in rooms with an active sitter cannot be interacted with
  • Each sitter has different prices and unique bonuses
• Added “Activity Boost” that you’ll see as a “drug” button in pets care.
  • There is a confirmation, you can click the button to learn what it does before paying!

/pets buy

• New layout for the command

/shop view

• Coin shop additions:
  • Pet Medicine (new item)
  • Pet Food

• Pets can now be sold on the market
  • /market post selling_pet pet: for_quantity: days: for_item: private:
• Pets can only be posted as sell offers. Buy offers will only come once Discord releases updates to the modal components to allow dropdowns in modals
• There is additional filters in market view for showing pets and/or items
• To post a pet for sale, it must be in stasis

• When sharing pets via the market or via friends, there are some debuffs to prevent animal abuse
  • Pets will sleep for 3 days after being shared
  • Pets will have all their skills deleted

• This feature now takes an hour rather than being instant.
  • Imagine you are now sending your pet out to actually go hunt! Check back in an hour later using the /pets activity command to see what you got
• Some rarer pets got unique loot tables for hunting at hunt level 10:
  • Spaget monster, Yeti, Jack frost, blobfish, gnome

• Pet minigames are now fully unique to pets!
• While they might seem hard at first, the phrases and words are unique to specific pets so you’ll learn your pet type’s stuff quickly after some adjustment!

• Pets have a tiny chance to appear while using grind commands.
  • Beg: doubles coin rewards
  • Search: gives a 4th button
  • Crime: gives a 4th button
  • Fish Catch: no mines appear
  • Stream - read chat: additional chat dialogues
• Coin Shop additions
  • Pet items
  • Pet room cosmetics
  • Titles
  • Multipliers
• Gem Shop
  • Removed gecko
• Fish Shop
  • Merged some tank decor to be rotating slots
  • Pet room cosmetics
• Freemium has been updated to include a tiny chance at a gecko pet

• Shortly after release we will add a few more small things that didn’t make this release window
  • A new pet minigame
  • Text showing where to obtain pet cosmetics
  • More places for pets to show up while grinding
  • QoL changes to pet market sorting
  • Pet sitter warnings before automatic cancelation due to low funds
  • and any bug fixes or feedback from launch!
• Long term, if people enjoy what we’ve done in this update and let us know:
  • More pets
  • More pet skins
  • More pet room styles
  • and more!

Misc

• Vacation
  • No longer refills pet bars, sitters can be used instead
  • This was a bug which was never intended this way. Vacation was only supposed to prevent pets from losing level/running away and not keep their stats full.
• Stream now has a better chat view!