The only time I earned this is when I edited it on my professor's pc.

A Plus

Legacy A Plus

This ticket is used as an entry fee when you start the adventure command.

Adventure Ticket

Realism Variant

Grandma printed me off this voucher for one free box!

Using this item allows you to exchange it for an adventure themed lootbox.

Adventure Voucher

A decomposing red flower, a wisp of its former self.

Aetheryx' Flower

Aiphey's gemstone is a precious stone. It vibrates at a high frequency, creating a bubble of spiritual protection against negative energy. It is such a sacred and a rare stone, if you ever manage to get it, you must protect it at all costs.

Aiphey's Gemstone

This is the cheap stuff. Not quite Bud Lite, but similar.

Drink a bottle of alcohol, and have the potential to gain a slight luck boost that will grant you better luck in stealing from others. However, you become more susceptible to being stolen from! There is also a 10% chance you will die from alcohol poisoning.

Alcohol

Hard Alcohol Variant

Legacy Alcohol

This is payback for the samples they've taken from us!

Alien Sample

Alien Brain Variant

Alien Fetus Variant

Does this ammo even fit the hunting rifle?

While this item is active, you cannot find "nothing" while hunting. Found from the professional hunter job.

Ammo

Buckshot Variant

Legacy Ammo

The movie "Antz" is in fact one of the movies of all time.

Try not to get robbed. Unless you're into that, then do what you want.

Opening this will give you some basic rob deterrence items.

Anti-Rob Pack

Sweet apples are better than tart, no one will change my mind.

Eating this once a day makes it so you do not lose any inventory or active items if you die. The lifesaver takes priority over this effect. (Lasts 24 hours)

Apple

Eaten Variant

Poison Variant

Armpit Hair

This is a virtual baby. Not a real baby. Needed to clear that up for some people.

Baby

Legacy Baby

Badosz's Card

Mods swing this hard and fast, which also happens to be the title of my next se-

Ban Hammer

Legacy Hammer

Imagine if banks actually had a max amount. Wait, some do? Thanks Obama.

You can use this item to expand your max bank space.

Bank Note

Toxic and stinky, but with something good inside.

Barrel of Sludge

Please do not drink this, I think it came from Craig's room.

Beaker of sus fluid

Legacy Beaker

Bean

Beans beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more your voice turns into an mp3 file.

Using this posts an audio file of B E A N S.

Bean Mp3 Player

If beans make you fart, does the thing that makes beans make you fart too? Someone test this!

This item can be planted using the farm command to produce crops.

Bean Seeds

I'm a little lad who loves... CoD and Doritos!

Use this item to send it to someone who loves berries and cream!

Berries and Cream

I dare you to translate this binary into text.

Binary

Legacy Binary

Anything but ice-cream "cake", unless that's the lie.

Only obtainable during Dank Memer's birthday (January 17th). This item cannot be traded or transferred to other players.

Birthday Cake

Pepe Flavored Cake Variant

I don't think this is safe to keep around?

Having any amount of this item in your inventory gives you a chance to have it suck up an item you find while using the bot. This happening enters you into a chance of winning a daily black hole lottery containing part of all the items sucked up in a day!

Black Hole

The blob will rise again, look to the sky and ask for forgiveness.

Using this does not consume it, but does nothing of value.

Blob

Legacy Blob

Blue is a fan favorite, I especially like Bluey.

Blue Plastic Bits

This top-of-the-line aircraft carries only the most prestigious of passengers.

Blue's Plane

Some people think this item can be a bit boaring.

Boar

I made this item to rob from normies without ever failing, now lots of people have it so I had to nerf it to just break a padlock. Lame devs, L.

Owning this item makes you break padlocks when robbing.

Bolt Cutters

Using this will give you a better chance to steal from people for 15 hours. Found from the bartender job.

Bottle of Whiskey

Legacy Whiskey

Box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box.

Box Box

How many of you pee'd in the sandbox as children? Well this item takes from that exact sandbox.

Throw a box of sand in someone's eyes to prevent them from robbing anyone for 30 minutes. There is a small chance the sand will blow back in your own face and give you the negative effects.

Box of Sand

Life is like a chocolate of boxes. Wait, that's not right.

Using this item will raise your marriage level.

Boxed Chocolates

Broccoli

Place them somewhere dark and damp and watch them grow to be edible. You just ate damp and old seeds.

Broccoli Seeds

Some evil developer came up with this idea.

Using this gives you a 50% chance to get an empowered fart bottle and 50% chance to get a single bread.

Bundle Box

A handmade pink apron with bunny ears stitched to the pocket, finely crafted for Michelin Star chefs, is mainly found in the kitchen.

Using this item will turn your embeds pinks.

Bunny's Apron

Everyone knows someone who reminds them of what this cactus does, a bit of a prick.

Cactus

Can be used to stream both on Twitch AND onlyfans!

This item helps you with the amount of viewers watching your streams.

Camera

Using this item will give a small amount of coins.

Candy

Candy Apple Variant

I get that it is candy, but how is it a cane? It is way too small to use to walk.

Candy Cane

I'm starting to think whoever developed this bot just really likes corn.

Using this item will give you a level instantly. You can use more than one at once to level in bulk!

Candy Corn

Legacy Candy Corn

Carrot

Plant these to grow cucumbers that are orange and help you see in the dark.

Carrot Seeds

Back in my day these flipped open and shut. Wait they brought that back?

Use your cell phone to text your friends via the notifications system, or ring the police in the case of a bankrobbery. Misusing it (such as dialing police when there's no trouble) may cost you money.

Cell Phone

Chill Pill

Everyone loves chocolate cake. EVERYONE. No exceptions. Don't argue with me.

You can use this item to obtain a pepe skin over with our friends at bake.gg!

Chocolate Cake

Merry Christmas from the Dank Memer team!

Opening this will give you some Christmas themed items to celebrate!

Christmas Gift

Legacy Christmas Gift

This tree is missing an ornament. Must have fallen and broke back in 2005.

Christmas Tree

This is not safe to take on planes. Not because it's a weapon, but because the pilots would leave the cockpit to partake.

Using this item starts a coinbomb giveaway where users can join and earn a few thousand coins.

Coin Bomb

Sometimes you need an item to turn into coins. This is that item, duh.

Using this item will turn it into 10 million coins. You can use multiple at once with the quantity argument.

Coin Voucher

This fish is pretty common, unlike my ability to come up with good flavor text.

Common Fish

Legacy Common Fish

They said don't eat the dough raw, but that will NOT stop me.

Cookie

Legacy Cookie

Corn cobs? Rare? Let's make an entire feature around growing more.

Corn Seeds

Corny jokes are the life blood of this bot.

Corncob

Legacy Corncob

Ok so hear me out man, it's pork or beef wrapped in a cornbread breading. I call it... the CORN DOG! Wait why are dogs involved?

Corndog

Legacy Corndog

Wear these as a SPUR of the moment fashion choice you coward!

When you use this item you gain an extra 2.0x XP multi for 4 hours.

Cowboy Boots

Using this gives you cowboy themed embed colors. (Brown, leather colored)

Cowboy Hat

You can use this item to "buy" someone or yourself 5 days of premium perks for Dank Memer. (Close to the $2 perk value, missing a few things)

Credit Card

This is a beef taco, but we all know fish tacos are better.

Using this item will double your level up rewards for 24 hours. Found from the fast food cook job.

Crunchy Taco

Legacy Taco

Cupid lost this in a bet. I took it fair and square, legally of course.

Applies a multiplier of **69%** for **69 seconds**.

Cupid's Big Toe

A pepe that not even a mother could love... But I sure do.

Cursed Pepe

Oh let me run my daily for the box. Wha? It comes from voting and not daily? L devs.

Using this item gives you a 5 minute 2.0x XP multi as well as some basic loot.

Daily Box

Every time I open these the contents are wet. I hate Dank rewards.

Dank Box

Bambi deserved better than this, but man oh man is the jerky gonna be good.

Deer

Darkus wanted a hoodie item for winning a competition. AS REQUESTED, a designer hoodie!

Using this item gives you black embed colors.

Designer Hoodie

Each developer item earned gives a little more of their soul away. Like in Harry Potter!

Developer Box

Would you rather shine bright like a diamond, or spend 3 of them on a pickaxe. The choice is simple to me.

Diamond

Having one of these in your inventory will allow you to use the dig command without a shovel.

Digging Trophy

In DnD 5e, an adult red dragon is chaotic evil and has a challenge rating of 17. You're telling me someone shot this one with a rifle?

You can use this item to get a unique pet

Dragon

Ducks lay eggs very similarly edible to chicken eggs. One of my favorite differences are that they can be blue depending on the breed of duck.

Duck

It is not suspicious to buy this from the store UNLESS you buy it in bulk and wear a dark hoodie.

This item can be used to craft things with the craft command.

Duct Tape

Ew, ghost gunk. Disgusting. Funky wunky ghosty gunky.

Ectoplasm

Legacy Ectoplasm

Chippy is angry and chippy is going to make that YOUR problem.

Using this elf places it on your farm for the next 7 days. During that time, you'll get notifications when your crops are ready to harvest!

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