CHANGELOG2025.4.0

Player Rule Acceptance & Gambling Changes

January 24, 2025388 words

Melmsie

Player Rule Acceptance

To make sure players don't get banned for things they don't realize are against the rules, we've implemented a forced rule agreement on our website.
- This is normal in many f2p games, we're adopting this for better user education and security practices.
During gameplay at some point you'll get the bot telling you to read and agree to our rules to continue playing
On the website you will see the rules and a captcha
Existing players will also be prompted to accept this, you can do it ahead of time by visiting https://dankmemer.lol/newplayer
Upon completion you will also receive a complementary 100 gems for taking the time to do this!

Blackjack now has a "Persistent Shoe" modifier enabled for the high stakes table.
- This means the shoe (look it up, real blackjack term) will persist through games and only be shuffled in the following cases:
- Hitting zero cards in the shoe
- Changing tables
- 1 day of inactivity
- Good luck counting cards, nerds.
Snakeeyes has been buffed, the house edge went from ~8% to ~5%
- In addition, a single eye now counts as a win and pays out 1.5:1, and double eyes now pay out 9:1 to compensate.
Slots
- Space table had multipliers buffed, bringing the house edge from ~6.5% to ~5.1%
- Fish table had a multiplier buffed, bringing the house edge from ~5% to ~4.3%
For games that omega players get higher bet maximums, the formula has changed from 250k * omega to 500k * omega

Tipjar now has a (TINY) chance to give absurd rewards. There are 3 additional possible items and the coin amount possible has increased.
God box has been buffed
Membership box has been buffed
Box box has been buffed
Vote pack has been buffed
Membership pack has been buffed
You can see the contents of packs and loot boxes with the /item command

Added some extra client side logging of errors to our website for easier issue tracking
Removed trick or treat command
Fixed a bug causing coin nukes to not spread coins correctly among winners

Rate this update and tell us what worked, or what could be better.

CHANGELOG2025.4.0

January 24, 2025388 words

Melmsie

To make sure players don't get banned for things they don't realize are against the rules, we've implemented a forced rule agreement on our website.
- This is normal in many f2p games, we're adopting this for better user education and security practices.
During gameplay at some point you'll get the bot telling you to read and agree to our rules to continue playing
On the website you will see the rules and a captcha
Existing players will also be prompted to accept this, you can do it ahead of time by visiting https://dankmemer.lol/newplayer
Upon completion you will also receive a complementary 100 gems for taking the time to do this!

Blackjack now has a "Persistent Shoe" modifier enabled for the high stakes table.
- This means the shoe (look it up, real blackjack term) will persist through games and only be shuffled in the following cases:
- Hitting zero cards in the shoe
- Changing tables
- 1 day of inactivity
- Good luck counting cards, nerds.
Snakeeyes has been buffed, the house edge went from ~8% to ~5%
- In addition, a single eye now counts as a win and pays out 1.5:1, and double eyes now pay out 9:1 to compensate.
Slots
- Space table had multipliers buffed, bringing the house edge from ~6.5% to ~5.1%
- Fish table had a multiplier buffed, bringing the house edge from ~5% to ~4.3%
For games that omega players get higher bet maximums, the formula has changed from 250k * omega to 500k * omega

Tipjar now has a (TINY) chance to give absurd rewards. There are 3 additional possible items and the coin amount possible has increased.
God box has been buffed
Membership box has been buffed
Box box has been buffed
Vote pack has been buffed
Membership pack has been buffed
You can see the contents of packs and loot boxes with the /item command

Added some extra client side logging of errors to our website for easier issue tracking
Removed trick or treat command
Fixed a bug causing coin nukes to not spread coins correctly among winners

Rate this update and tell us what worked, or what could be better.