2025.4.0
January 24, 2025
31 changes
Melmsie
Player Rule Acceptance
- To make sure players don't get banned for things they don't realize are against the rules, we've implemented a forced rule agreement on our website.
- This is normal in many f2p games, we're adopting this for better user education and security practices.
- During gameplay at some point you'll get the bot telling you to read and agree to our rules to continue playing
- On the website you will see the rules and a captcha
- Existing players will also be prompted to accept this, you can do it ahead of time by visiting https://dankmemer.lol/newplayer
- Upon completion you will also receive a complementary 100 gems for taking the time to do this!
Gambling Changes
- Blackjack now has a "Persistent Shoe" modifier enabled for the high stakes table.
- This means the shoe (look it up, real blackjack term) will persist through games and only be shuffled in the following cases:
- Hitting zero cards in the shoe
- Changing tables
- 1 day of inactivity
- Good luck counting cards, nerds.
- Snakeeyes has been buffed, the house edge went from ~8% to ~5%
- In addition, a single eye now counts as a win and pays out 1.5:1, and double eyes now pay out 9:1 to compensate.
- Slots
- Space table had multipliers buffed, bringing the house edge from ~6.5% to ~5.1%
- Fish table had a multiplier buffed, bringing the house edge from ~5% to ~4.3%
- For games that omega players get higher bet maximums, the formula has changed from 250k * omega to 500k * omega
Farming
- The chance to get worms while farming has increased from 5% to 7%
- The chance to get molemen while farming has increased from 2% to 5%
- The chance to get diamonds while farming has increased from 1% to 3%
Item Changes
- Tipjar now has a (TINY) chance to give absurd rewards. There are 3 additional possible items and the coin amount possible has increased.
- God box has been buffed
- Membership box has been buffed
- Box box has been buffed
- Vote pack has been buffed
- Membership pack has been buffed
- You can see the contents of packs and loot boxes with the
/itemcommand
Misc
- Added some extra client side logging of errors to our website for easier issue tracking
- Removed trick or treat command
- Fixed a bug causing coin nukes to not spread coins correctly among winners