2026.2.0

Happy 2026!

• New crime: poaching
• Freemium billboard pet room decor with a ~2% chance from freemium

• Simple fishing cooldown reduced from 15s/8s to 12s/6s
• Highlow free cooldown reduced from 20s to 10s
• Highlow payouts buffed by ~5x
• Crime
  • MOST crimes now have lower death chance
  • MOST crimes now have higher item chances
  • SOME crimes have lower fail chances
• Postmemes
  • Free cooldown reduced from 30s to 20s
  • Dead memes now raise the cooldown to 2 minutes, instead of 3 minutes
• Work Stars
  • The chance to get an item was improved from 2% per star to 3% per star

• Prestige NO LONGER resets current job data (omega still does)
• Prestige NO LONGER resets current stream data (omega still does)
• This means you can now grind work stars and stream streaks while prestiging!
• DEVELOPER NOTE: Prestige was, when implemented, intended to do what Omega currently does and reset EVERYTHING. Due to our own mis-steps it no longer has that same impact. We're making today's change to ease some headache for the hard-core grinders, but we will re-visit the relationship between prestige, omega, and resetting player data mechanic in the distant future.

• Fixed giveaway view not working
• Removed christmas content