2026.33.0
August 12, 2026
32 changes
Melmsie
Flows 2.0 - An all new way to grind
- Completely rebuilt the flows system from the ground up, with a cleaner UI for creating, editing, and running flows
- Completely rewrote the backend of not only flows, but all commands that are compatible with flows, to function with much fewer issues than old flows.
- Added all new features to flows, including:
- Auto-equip items, optionally
- Auto-buy items from the coin shop (premium feature)
- This was a VERY large change in our codebase, please report any new issues that arise, and we'll get them fixed ASAP
- NOTE: Temporarily to not delay flows further, work shift, dig boss, and hunt boss do not have any minigames within flows. This WILL change in the future when these minigames are remade to be less buggy, which was already planned.
Balances
- Many commands had their cooldowns changed. Mostly buffs, some mixed nerfs though. This was to make cooldowns slightly more consistent, flow friendly, and reduce a few rare issues caused by premium users spamming too fast.
- Format is:
old normal/old premium -> new normal/new premium - Beg: 40s/10s -> 15s/8s (Buff)
- Crime: 40s/2s -> 20s/5s (Mixed)
- Dig: 20s/10s -> 15s/8s (Buff)
- Hunt: 20s/10s -> 15s/8s (Buff)
- Post Memes: 20s/2s -> 15s/2s (Buff)
- Search: 25s/2s -> 20s/5s (Mixed)
- Tidy: 25s/12s -> 20s/8s (Buff)
- Coin Toss: 2s/1s -> 3s/1s (Nerf)
- Slots: 3s/1s -> 4s/2s (Nerf)
- Format is:
- Random events had multiple reward changes, including many minor and major buffs
- The one exception, is that generally, XP based random event rewards were reduced from before, or made rarer.
- Random events are not meant to be farmed en masse by grinders opening dozens, or more, of servers for their own peak XP grinding session. Let alone those automating this process with bots, scraping sometimes hundreds of servers for events to do this. The point of random events are small rewards for people actively grinding for little to no effort.
- The one exception, is that generally, XP based random event rewards were reduced from before, or made rarer.
Level Grinding
- Level grinding has gotten buffed for the average player in a few ways:
- Average xp gained per command has been slightly increased, most noticeable over longer grinding periods
- Chance to gain xp from a command has increased from 60% to 70%
- Max base XP increased from 3 to 4
- As mentioned previously, last year when giving all commands xp when played, we accidentally enabled one of the worst meta's that has ever existed: cointoss and roulette spamming
- This is now heavily disincentivized. Losing a bet gives you no chance at XP, and you need to put some actual money into the bet before you can get any XP.
- The best way to level up is (once again) flows, which is much healthier for gameplay as you may level slightly slower if you spammed ct/rl before, but you're actually playing the game and gaining items/rewards from other commands. As intended.
Misc
- Armpit Hair, Chill Pill, and Tumbleweed are no longer consumed when used.
- Pet market offers now show the pet's prestige and level
- Pet market offer acceptances no longer always show "this offer is unfair" and instead explain that pets don't have set values.
- Improved some backend components of non-locking commands/rewards