2024.34.0
August 19, 2024
106 changes
Melmsie
Dashboard
- Moved your user settings (/settings command) to our dashboard
- Added server dashboards, with a ton of new and improved features
- Added discovery settings -> set this up to let people find your server through the bot
- Added event settings -> hub for our new random event and all future new random events
- Added permissions system -> syncs permissions between pls and slash commands and edits your server's integrations page directly for you
- Automeme setup improvements
- Settings improvements
- Server pool locking
- Event manager role overrides
- Learn more here
Server Management
- In addition to the above dashboard improvements...
- Added server discovery
- To appear here, set it up in your server dashboard and wait for mythical fish to spawn in your server (rare, for now)
- Mythical fish event
- The first of many upcoming new events, head to the dashboard to enable a notification for your server when it spawns!
- Rob Protection
- When enabling rob, there is now a 24 hour timer until rob is ACTUALLY enabled, to protect users.
- Raffles
- Raffles now support using coins as entries into raffles. This should help you generate more coins for your server pools!
- Rumbles
- If a Dank banned user wins a rumble with a prize, the prize is now returned to the pool.
- Auto Responses return!
- A previous legacy feature is back, and disabled by default!
- Launching with dad jokes and imagine, you can enable these in your server dashboard's permissions settings.
- "I'm hungry" -> "Hi hungry, I'm dad!" | "I'm really sad that I'll never stop gambling on dank" -> "Hi really sad that I'll never stop gambling on dank, I'm dad!"
- "Imagine gambling in Dank Memer" -> "I can't even imagine gambling in Dank Memer"
- If you have more ideas for new auto-responses, let us know!
Gambling
- Slots has returned
- Now with 4 machines to choose from, all with different min/max bets and payouts
- Slots is now fair, meeting and on some machines, exceeding the player's chances compared to irl casinos
- Slots badge, has returned. Stats start fresh though for getting it!
- SnakeEyes has returned
- Now a simpler version where you are betting on getting double 1's only. There's a 1 in 36 chance, and a 30:1 payout for getting it.
- SnakeEyes badge, has returned. Stats start fresh though for getting it!
- Simple Roulette has entered the game
- A simple take on roulette with a straightforward gameplay loop. Pick a color, you have a 33% chance to be correct. Payouts are 2:1.
- Stats are being tracked, but for now, there is no badge. Let us know if you want one!
- Slots and snakeeyes can now have daily/weekly quests sometimes.
- Slots and snakeeyes have achievements to complete (but they don't count towards the banana achievement.)
- Stat tracking for all gambling is starting fresh. Previous gambling stats are now under legacy stats in profile. OLD legacy stats are now hidden entirely (but not gone, dw!)
- We will be adding more gambling commands, in the near future.
- SnakeEyes and Roulette, due to popular demand, go the old route of increasing bets with your omega level. Higher the omega, higher the max bet.
Pls Commands
- Pls is back, in (most) of it's former glory
- You can see which commands do/don't support pls commands with "pls help"
- The commands not supported are for technical/UX reasons, and we don't plan on changing them.
- Flows are not compatible with pls commands.
- Learn more here
DM Grinding
- You can once again grind in direct messages
- You can see which commands support DMs in /help categories
Fishing
- Added creature completion on our website: check it out
- It's like a pokedex, but for all fish variants.
- Added a new type of fish: Mythical - tutorial here
- These are only able to be found in servers where mythical fish events have spawned.
- You need to ask your server owners to enable the notification to send a message when the event has spawned.
- You can also ask them to enable discovery in the dashboard so their server is able to be found by other Dank Memer users!
- They are high value, and rare to spawn.
- A server has a 1% chance per hour for a mythical event to start. Premium servers have 2% chance per hour.
- They do not count towards the badge completion, and can be in multiple locations at once (check their announcement notification to see where)
- Catch odds are only affected by the mythical hunter skill, no other bonuses affect them
- Added mythical fish to the simulator. Since only one can be active at a time, it's a single select menu.
- These are only able to be found in servers where mythical fish events have spawned.
- NPCs
- All NPCs have new fresh interactions to discovery
- You can now use /fish npc to see ongoing tasks
- In /fish npc, if you have the summoner skill, you can summon NPCs
- This costs tokens, and has a cooldown
- For those annoyed by NPCs there is now a setting to disable NPC interactions
- Badges
- Angler is now more frequently needed to unlock skills, because it's much easier to get!
- Angler gold now has new, easier, requirements. Plat is unchanged.
- New badge, master baiter.
- Season Pass
- Rewards have been extended to rank 150
- You can now see the end date for season 3
- Idle can no longer find any creatures or variants of creatures you have not already discovered
- Added multiple new regular fish in various locations
- Added a chroma and unique for each boss that didn't have them
- Added multiple other new variants for existing fish
- Added the fishing adventure to both the gem and fish token shops
- Rebalanced:
- Harpoons: Now also reduce unique chance by 20%
- Lucky Bait: Reduced luck boost from 20% to 15%
- Weighted Bait: Increased weight boost from 0.3 to 0.5
- Deadly Bait: Usage decreased to 1, boss chance increased from 4 to 6, boss variant multi increased from 2 to 3
- Creature rarity chances to catch changed to make things rarer, more rare (slightly)
- Tokens:
- Bosses are now worth 25
- Mythical are worth 100
- Chroma and unique variants multiply the token value by 2
- High quality adds +2 tokens
- Coins:
- Boss base reduced from 6m to 5m
- Instead of "you are fishing in another menu", the bot will restore your last fishing session that didn't get completed
- You can now sell fish directly after catching them
- You can now go directly to your buckets after catching a fish
- Fixed trash man 2!
Balancing
- Changed the XP curve for leveling, it will require more XP than before to level up, mostly felt in the mid-high range.
- Balanced freemium to favor multipliers over cheap rewards
Content
- Added two new bundles, one is specifically really easy to encourage new players to get a bundle complete!
- Added 1 new crime and search location each
- Added a new item from the above locations, beggars bowl. Active item, doubles your coins you get while begging.
Misc
- Redesigned the help command to show pls and DM support and be more helpful and clear with specific command help
- Captcha on the website now shows your username and avatar, to prevent the confusion about being logged into the wrong account
- Updated the design of /badges list to be better for desktop and mobile
- Added a search argument optionally to /badges list, so you can jump to a specific badge
- Not a CHANGE per say, but we need increased permissions for dashboard access now that servers are involved. We made sure that if you are only logging in to do things like freemium, we don't ask for those increased permissions. We only ask for what we need!
- Updated tips to be more accurate and include new information
