CHANGELOG2026.39.1

Marriage & Commands

September 23, 2026320 words

Melmsie

Marriage

Marriage got some new features and we reduced the 3 marriage commands into one.
- "Affirm" sends a DM and a free item to your partner (new)
- "Boundaries" are a marriage themed word for your marriage settings
  - You can now disable marriage gifts, having babies, and affirmations
Changed the existing perks a bit, and added new ones. One new feature coming in the future after something else is developed!

Bundles are now just a single command with buttons added to turn in instead of two commands
Multipliers are also now just a single command with a dropdown to switch the type instead of three commands (and it remembers your last selection)
Removed Commands:
- Taxcalc (unused and outdated)
- Automeme and Disableuse because both were just links to the server dashboard to change their settings
- /wager fight and /game fight because both simply told you to use /fight (for years now)

In 2022 we removed 80+ meme generation types because of slash command limits. They are all back now.
/image with no args will show you all the possible memes to make and if they require images/users arguments to work
I added optional arguments for links to images, instead of forcing images to be based on people's avatars, like it used to be
I hooked up shortcuts to all 110 image commands via text commands. So instead of pls image trigger @user it is now pls trigger @user like it used to be!
- I also hooked up more natural argument language for these. pls plan text 1, text 2, text 3 works as well as pls plan text 1 | text 2 | text 3 as well as pls plan "text1" "text2" "text3"
- Of course, you shouldn't rely on pls, you should start getting used to using @dankmemer instead, because discord is making... choices...
Added 5 new memes to generate: machine, livereactions, scaredabove, jarvis, and todo

Rate this update and tell us what worked, or what could be better.

CHANGELOG2026.39.1

September 23, 2026320 words

Melmsie

Marriage got some new features and we reduced the 3 marriage commands into one.
- "Affirm" sends a DM and a free item to your partner (new)
- "Boundaries" are a marriage themed word for your marriage settings
  - You can now disable marriage gifts, having babies, and affirmations
Changed the existing perks a bit, and added new ones. One new feature coming in the future after something else is developed!

Bundles are now just a single command with buttons added to turn in instead of two commands
Multipliers are also now just a single command with a dropdown to switch the type instead of three commands (and it remembers your last selection)
Removed Commands:
- Taxcalc (unused and outdated)
- Automeme and Disableuse because both were just links to the server dashboard to change their settings
- /wager fight and /game fight because both simply told you to use /fight (for years now)

In 2022 we removed 80+ meme generation types because of slash command limits. They are all back now.
/image with no args will show you all the possible memes to make and if they require images/users arguments to work
I added optional arguments for links to images, instead of forcing images to be based on people's avatars, like it used to be
I hooked up shortcuts to all 110 image commands via text commands. So instead of pls image trigger @user it is now pls trigger @user like it used to be!
- I also hooked up more natural argument language for these. pls plan text 1, text 2, text 3 works as well as pls plan text 1 | text 2 | text 3 as well as pls plan "text1" "text2" "text3"
- Of course, you shouldn't rely on pls, you should start getting used to using @dankmemer instead, because discord is making... choices...
Added 5 new memes to generate: machine, livereactions, scaredabove, jarvis, and todo

Rate this update and tell us what worked, or what could be better.